Potatofarm71

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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU!

 

 

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12 things ur doing:

1. Your reading my comment

2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.

4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.

5. Your checking it now.

6. Your smiling.

7. Your still reading my comment.

8. You know all you have read is true.

10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.

11. Your checking it now.

12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

 

This is just racist

 

Do we even allow racism on the forums?

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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU!

 

 

[REMOVED]

 

12 things ur doing:

1. Your reading my comment

2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.

4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.

5. Your checking it now.

6. Your smiling.

7. Your still reading my comment.

8. You know all you have read is true.

10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.

11. Your checking it now.

12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

This is just racist

 

Do we even allow racism on the forums?

As long as no one cheats in the races. I am just full of bad jokes.

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Bob has 50 chocolate bars. He ate them all and what did he get?

 

Diabetes.

Derekis "pernamently" leaves the forums. What happens next?

He comes back! lol

Cat Guard wants to fit in. What does he do?

He lies.

 

JK, I love everyone

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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU!

 

 

[REMOVED]

 

12 things ur doing:

1. Your reading my comment

2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.

4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.

5. Your checking it now.

6. Your smiling.

7. Your still reading my comment.

8. You know all you have read is true.

10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.

11. Your checking it now.

12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

We're gonna need some soap for that mouth.

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Bob has 50 chocolate bars. He ate them all and what did he get?

 

Diabetes.

Derekis "pernamently" leaves the forums. What happens next?

He comes back! lol

Cat Guard wants to fit in. What does he do?

He lies.

 

JK, I love everyone

:cry: I thought we had something... still love you though... :-D

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You guys know this thread was created for bad jokes, right? Not offensive ones.

 

Just keep in mind this is a PG forum, yeah?  :-)

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You guys know this thread was created for bad jokes, right? Not offensive ones.

 

Just keep in mind this is a PG forum, yeah?  :-)

Actually it's the sick burn thread, and you sir just severely burned an innocent member NEW HEADLINE MOD MAIMS FORUM GOER!

 

This is officially one of my favorite threads.

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You guys know this thread was created for bad jokes, right? Not offensive ones.

 

Just keep in mind this is a PG forum, yeah?  :-)

Actually it's the sick burn thread, and you sir just severely burned an innocent member NEW HEADLINE MOD MAIMS FORUM GOER!

 

This is officially one of my favorite threads.

Sick Burn bro tell me another  8-)

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Sick Burn bro tell me another  8-)

 

Actually it's the sick burn thread, and you sir just severely burned an innocent member NEW HEADLINE MOD MAIMS FORUM GOER!

You guys know this thread was created for bad jokes, right? Not offensive ones.

 

Just keep in mind this is a PG forum, yeah?  :-)

 

This is officially one of my favorite threads.

Now that sir, burned my sickness.

 

edit: remember when quotes worked? I don't

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Sick Burn bro tell me another  8-)

 

Actually it's the sick burn thread, and you sir just severely burned an innocent member NEW HEADLINE MOD MAIMS FORUM GOER!

You guys know this thread was created for bad jokes, right? Not offensive ones.

 

Just keep in mind this is a PG forum, yeah?  :-)

 

This is officially one of my favorite threads.

Now that sir, burned my sickness.

 

edit: remember when quotes worked? I don't

The Booziest of Burn'em ups 

 

(And for the quote system just refresh the page and try again, works for me)

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Bob has 50 chocolate bars. He ate them all and what did he get?

 

Diabetes.

Derekis "pernamently" leaves the forums. What happens next?

He comes back! lol

Cat Guard wants to fit in. What does he do?

He lies.

 

JK, I love everyone

Someone call an ambulance! Cuz someone got burned!

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2008, Duckington's log

 

>Migrating back has been... Difficult.

>Most my crew has abandon me mid-flight, claiming that I was crazy for being in the middle of the forest during hunting season, Leaving near or inside the forest, they're in god's hands now.

>The remaining crew is being hunted, we lost Duckan just an hour ago, Bless 'im, he took a bullet for me.

>We're all in danger and it was all for my personal gain, I've yet to tell them what I was after.

>I just realized that because I'm a duck I don't have thumbs, let alone fingers so I've just been saying this out loud to my crew.

>...I'm alone now, and I'm currently landing near a pond, although not ideal, I'm sure since this is such an obvious spot for ducks to be in, I'm sure that nobody would be here...

 

There was no joke. 

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How many Behemoth Community members does it take to come up with a decent joke?

 

Apparently quite a few...

Bad joke time not decent joke time

 

Just learned how to do spoilers

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What's the Internet's favorite animal?

 

The lynx.

You'd think it would be a spider, with it being known as "the web" and all...

 

But then again the Internet isn't a sentient being and therefore can't have a favorite anything

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You'd think it would be a spider, with it being known as "the web" and all...

 

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What's the Internet's favorite animal?

 

The lynx.

 

But then again the Internet isn't a sentient being and therefore can't have a favorite anything

em..... nice joke bro

 

 

Sick Burn!

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