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You'd think it would be a spider, with it being known as "the web" and all...

 

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What's the Internet's favorite animal?

 

The lynx.

 

But then again the Internet isn't a sentient being and therefore can't have a favorite anything

Maybe a fox that has a certain element to it

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What's the difference between a Piano, a Fish, and a Bucket of Glue?

 

You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna Fish.

 

Yup, awful joke.

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A man walks into a bar.

 

His alcohol dependency is ruining his family.

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What did Spiderman say to Batman?

 

Nothing, they're in different universes ya dumb.

Except the movie is coming out soon so that joke falls flat

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Except the movie is coming out soon so that joke falls flat

What did Spiderman say to Batman?

 

Nothing, they're in different universes ya dumb.

You're mixing it up with the Batman Superman crossover. Spiderman is Marvel, Batman is DC. DC and Marvel are rivals. I highly doubt they'd make a crossover.

 

EDIT: Quote glitch

Edited by U-Knighted

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What happens when you cross a duck with a polar bear?

Nothing, because:

1) it wouldn't live for more than ten seconds

3) if it would live for more than ten seconds, the FBI would do some serious stuff to it

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What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
 
The San Francisco 49ers Green Bay Packers Dallas Cowboys.

 

How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.

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