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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

 

 

 

 

 

cause the p is silent

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Five Night's at Freddy's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...it's a bad joke thread

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What has 4 wheels and flies?

 

A GARBAGE TRUCK

 

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Newt. Booyah.

 

 

What did Chuck Norris say to THIS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED BY CHUCK NORRIS

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Five Night's at Freddy's

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...it's a bad joke thread

Shots fired!

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SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU!

 

 

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12 things ur doing:

1. Your reading my comment

2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.

4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.

5. Your checking it now.

6. Your smiling.

7. Your still reading my comment.

8. You know all you have read is true.

10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.

11. Your checking it now.

12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

I wasn't smiling. Your argument is invalid.

OOOOH KILLUM!!!

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FNAF Doesn't exist anymore, really...

 

 

Don't believe me? Look in my trash bin. Look at the poor crumpled up animatronics. Never should've messed with a guy who has an axe.

 

 

 

(Double post above, my bad)

Edited by TheBlacksmith07

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Me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...it's a bad joke thread

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I won a game of belote recently but ended up on custody for it. The policeman's poker face was on point but what matters in belote is having a strong tarot wrist.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

(btw I totally didn't just look up cringe-worthy jokes).

Edited by Hazard

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