BehemothChicken

I'm A New Mayor

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I have decided to turn over a new leaf. For too long I've done crack cocaine, and pushed down old ladies. 

As your New mayor I promise I will only do crack, twice a month, and help up the old ladies I pushed down.

I have no reason to push down old ladies any longer, and I can only hope you will see me as I am now instead of who I used to be.

 

~Love, Rob Ford

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