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Why Fencer/indy Are The Best Characters - A Condescending Analysis

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Please don't be insulted by this, as it's mostly designed to entertain. I do however think that Fencer and Industrialist are the best characters for reasons such as this one and other, but in an actual argument I wouldn't be quite so condescending.


>All characters except one differ based solely on magic


>Juggling is the best way to kill all enemies besides bosses


>Juggling is time consuming for bosses, making magic the best option


>Characters that are good at killing bosses are good because they make it go faster


>Characters that kill bosses fast make the only time consuming part of the game go by faster


>Characters that kill bosses fast are the most efficient characters for beating normal and insane mode


>Characters that are good at killing normal enemies are good because they make it faster


>Characters that kill normal enemies fast make the part of the game that isn't time consuming go faster


>Characters that kill normal enemies fast aren't as efficient as characters that kill bosses fast


>Magic that kills normal enemies fast doesn't kill them as fast as Juggling


>All characters but one juggle the same, and the one is a good boss slayer


>When using the best tactic to kill normal enemies, all characters are equally fast


>Only good boss slayers kill bosses fast


>Characters that are good at boss slaying are generally just as well equipped for normal enemies


>Characters that are boss slayers are either average or better at everything


>Characters that are good for killing normal enemies are above average where it doesn't matter and suffer in boss slaying


>Things that are good are better than things that are bad


>Boss slaying characters are better than characters that aren't boss slayers


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Blacksmith is 100000000 times better

I prefer the Alien ... :3

Hatty will skill out your fencer any day.

 

(insert sarcasm emoticon here.)

Actually blacksmith is pretty good now, almost to the point where I could like him despite how ugly he looks to me. Sort of like how I enjoy using Necromancer cause his magic is decent despite his ugly appearance. Aside from the fact that I also think Blacksmith has ugly magic, he could still grow on me like Necromancer did.

 

I too prefer Alien to Hatty btw cause I find the few good parts of his magic more useful than Hatty's.

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