U-Knighted 180 Report post Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) Are you a new user? Then this is the guide for you! Here's some tips on how to get started by an unofficially certified TBF source. TIP ONE: TBF TEE BEE EFF Short for The Behemoth Forums. TIP TWO: Never post more then 20 times a day No one knows why. TIP THREE: Never post status updates I regret starting. TIP FORE: ALWAYS like your own posts. It shows that you have no friends and people will give you even more likes because they feel bad. TIP FIVE: Never get in Castle Crashers debates with Hazard You'll regret it. 666 Gold skulls m9. TIP ATE: Never bring up the following Five Nights at Freddy's Spiderman TIP Nine: Have fun. Alright well I sort of made this all as a joke but in all honesty number 5 and 8 are probably legit. If you are new I recommend this nifty little page. Have fun and good luck on your Tee Bee Eff adventure. Edited November 7, 2015 by U-Knighted 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMPOSSABLANK 52 Report post Posted November 7, 2015 (edited) So last night at Freddy's I was watching Spider-Man when I got in a debate about cc with Hazard, and then I posted a status update about our debate. Edited November 7, 2015 by IMPOSSABLANK 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted November 8, 2015 So last night at Freddy's I was watching Spider-Man when I got in a debate about cc with Hazard, and then I posted a status update about our debate. But did you have fun 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMPOSSABLANK 52 Report post Posted November 8, 2015 So last night at Freddy's I was watching Spider-Man when I got in a debate about cc with Hazard, and then I posted a status update about our debate.But did you have fun Yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yugo657 450 Report post Posted November 8, 2015 For tip 2, it's more of you log in, and all you see is the same person on every post plus creating 5 topics at the same time, so it comes off as pretty spammy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedHotSword3256 24 Report post Posted November 9, 2015 The real guide! 1. Don't listen to the admins. 2. Spam the forums. 3. Necropost. Every. Damn. Day. 4. Make a long signature and post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hazard 394 Report post Posted November 9, 2015 Tip 5 is amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GoldenGhost 2,058 Report post Posted November 9, 2015 The real guide! 1. Don't listen to the admins. But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Guard 246 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 You forgot tip tin:call everyone a poopy butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A C Cret 196 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 You forgot tip tin: call everyone a poopy butt That is some serious maturity right there, folks. Give him a hand! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Guard 246 Report post Posted November 12, 2015 You forgot tip tin: call everyone a poopy butt That is some serious maturity right there, folks. Give him a hand! I was just joking with the 'rules' in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinchenzo 297 Report post Posted November 13, 2015 You forgot tip tin: call everyone a poopy butt That is some serious maturity right there, folks. Give him a hand! Don't be such a.. poopy butt... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daikonboy101 406 Report post Posted November 13, 2015 (edited) Tip eight: Don't be a nerd. Edited November 13, 2015 by daikonboy101 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedHotSword3256 24 Report post Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) The real guide! 1. Don't listen to the admins. But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shameNew rule: Always listen to me. RedHotSword3256 is a red hot sword and GoldenGhost is a newb that likes poop! Edited November 20, 2015 by RedHotSword3256 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMPOSSABLANK 52 Report post Posted November 15, 2015 Tip eight: Don't be a nerd. That makes you a polynigmion... (once you take trig 7 you'll be SUPER offended) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yugo657 450 Report post Posted November 15, 2015 The real guide! 1. Don't listen to the admins. But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame New rule: Always listen to me. RedHotSword3256 is a red hot sword and GoldenGhost is a newb that likes pink! But pink is a cool colour http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/c/cf/Pink_Power_Armor.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101016092519 For some reason it says I'm not allowed to post to make the image appear in the comment anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cat Guard 246 Report post Posted November 15, 2015 The real guide! 1. Don't listen to the admins. But what if I say "RedHotSword is a cool cat"? Then people won't listen to me and they'll think you're not a cool cat. What a shame New rule: Always listen to me. RedHotSword3256 is a red hot sword and GoldenGhost is a newb that likes pink! What's wrong with the color pink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
