Swarm_Tyrant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 So about two days ago when I was walking home after a job application I had made (still waiting on it btw) I noticed that my resumes were rolled up like a Newspaper and so it hit me like a brick! What about some everyday things we use in some way as weapons?!? Here are some examples: Newspaper, Pencil, Pen, Ruler, Calculator, Eraser, Painting Brush, etc.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandmonkey 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 rofl yeah. how about a...... plunger, toothbrush, stapler btw good luck with the job hopw you get it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swarm_Tyrant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I actually right now hope to get a job at EB Games since they actually called me today and I only applied 2 days ago. That would be much better than giving people coffee and donuts lol. Anyways back on topic. Weapon details would be appreciated as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lars 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 A lamp -2 STR +5 MAGIC +2 DEF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandmonkey 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 I actually right now hope to get a job at EB Games since they actually called me today and I only applied 2 days ago. That would be much better than giving people coffee and donuts lol.Anyways back on topic. Weapon details would be appreciated as well. A Resume? +3 Defense +1 Magic -2 Strength % Of Making Others think about their direction in life and change it. That is, if the paper cut doesnt get to them first. Behold Kinkos Glory! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swarm_Tyrant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 LULz! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agnryclock 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 a fishing rod a carrot a flaming sword Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandmonkey 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 wtf those are already weapons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lars 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 A Shark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MasterWeegee 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 nunchucks +1 Def +5 Agi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Fiddler 20 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Computer mouse. +3 magic -2 strength +1 agility Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IAINCOOPS 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 A Frying Pan. +2 Strength -1 Agility Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Effsup 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 newsPapA +2 strength +2 magic -1 defense Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lycaon 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Toasterz! -1 Str +3 Mag Burn Damage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roy-G-Biv 447 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Led + 5 Attack - 7 Defence + 6 Agility Chance for poison damage (get it? Led Poisoning?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris 1,206 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 How about... a Wiimote! But seriously, that would be cool. It could be like the Periwinkle knight's weapon only with a Wiimote as the handle No stats Electricity augmentation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Denivire 6 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Lawn Gnome After that, I only got a giant pair of scissors and a Lute for ideas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandmonkey 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Err.... Tampon? +5 Defense -2 Mood Control. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CastleCrashingGuru 15 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 Xbox Dashboard +1 Xbox LIVE +200 Gamerscore +2 Reputation Stars DLC Stats +1 The New Xbox Experience Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swarm_Tyrant 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2008 LuLz! Keep them coming guys! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
penguin748 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 banana and a tube of go-gert Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandmonkey 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 A Belt So you can hit the bad barbarians who disobeys the MASTER. +1 Strength Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teh Flapjack 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 A rainbow! ROFL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris 1,206 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 A rainbow! ROFL! Since when did you use a rainbow as an 'everyday' object? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Denivire 6 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 A rainbow! ROFL! Since when did you use a rainbow as an 'everyday' object? Pride Parade That was mean, I'm going to apologize now, sorry (But it's just soo funny...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites