AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 This is the topic where all of your wishes come true, but are slightly twisted by the user below you. Example: InsertFunnyUserNamehere: I wish I had a girlfriend! Cuppythecupclone: Granted, but she has herpes! A HURR HURR! Got it? Good. Now I'll start. I wish had amazing ninja abilities! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 your amazing ninja ability would be that you could do anything. But only on every 20 leap years for 5 seconds. I wish I had a time machine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, the time machine can go back in time or forth in time, but will fail to stop working after your arrival at your destination. I wish I had a pony! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Sorry, but this pony would be sexually attracted to you..... And it would never stop following you. I wish that I had $1,000,000,000,000 in cash that was not counterfeit, that I could keep forever and spend, and was not stolen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but you can only spend it on Mexican tacos. That suck. (I hope taco guy is having a fit in his ban-grave) I wish I had amazing guitar skills and all the chix. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 You can only play a guitar mentally, and all the chicks were dudes that had gone through surgery. I wish that school started later in the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killlingyouguy 3 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Cuppythecupclone[/color] I loled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 I wish that school started later in the day. Granted, but school lasts for 12 hours. I wish I could behead the cup clones! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killlingyouguy 3 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 I wish I could behead the cup clones! Granted, but the cups turned out to be Anon. They go to your house and kill you in your sleep. I wish I had a flame thrower. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 I wish I had a flame thrower. Granted, but the LOL QUE calls the police on you for possession of weapons and you get sent to jail. I wish I could be the best video game player in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 You could only play Mickey's Magic Mirror. (my little brother had this game it sucks) I wish that I could turn invisible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 I wish that I could turn invisible. Granted, but you can only turn invisible while naked, and you sometimes turn visible at certain times. I wish I could be Tom Fulp for a day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 You would be Tom Fulp the day that he died. I wish I could make a wish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 I wish I could make a wish. Granted, but the wish is corrupted. I wish I could have a pokemon to fight my battles for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 The pokemon only knows how to commit suicide. I wish that any wish I made could not be corrupt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killlingyouguy 3 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 The wish is not granted. I wish I had a bowl of jello. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but as all jello is, it is disgusting I wish I could corrupt wishes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killlingyouguy 3 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but you get AIDS as soon as you corrupt your first wish. I wish I had telekinetic powers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guffawer 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but that one wish is a wish. Then that wish gets corrupted. I wish I had a drawing tablet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 The drawing tablet didn't work. I wish I could fly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killlingyouguy 3 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but you drown in a cloud. I wish people respond to my wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but you die suddenly, because I'm too lazy to think of something more witty. I wish I was a ninja turtle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darkshadow1215 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 You would be a dead ninja turtle. I wish I could do anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Killlingyouguy 3 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted. The first thing you do is die. I wish I- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmazingTheNinja(ATN) 0 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Granted, but yo- I wish I could kill people and get away with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
