AmazingTheNinja(ATN)

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Granted but it's the Tropical kind, which tastes incredibly bitter

 

I wish all dreams came true

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Granted but then you tasted the rainbow

 

I wish for the pot of gold

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Granted but you die right after due to old age

 

I wish for a soda

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Granted, but it explodes in your face and ruins all your clothes, as well as leaving sticky for the next few weeks.

I wish for Donald Trump to get some brains.

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Granted, but nobody will remember your name no matter how hard they try and it will eventually get really annoying...

I wish I lived on Neptune

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Granted, but it's Neptune, so you die instantaneously from asphyxiation.

I wish I didn't have to deal with so many stupid people irl

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Granted, but it tries to kill you like the monkey from Malcolm in the Middle.

 

I wish that my tendonosis would go away.

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Ouch, that's no fun... Ehh-

Granted, it goes away, but you have a mysterious limp for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't so detail oriented all the time

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Granted, but instead you get shot on sight. 

 

I wish that people would make wishes that weren't so easy to corrupt.

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Granted, but then all the stupid fun was gone.

I wish...

that I could have a lifetime's supply of fully cooked, unburned bacon that is not poisoned or corrupted in any way, so that it won't make me die, become ill, become injured, have bad luck, make aliens attack, or else inflict any harm or negative effect on any creature, human, plant, object, time, gas, solid, liquid, plasma, or peaceful alien, but deters anything that can possible ever inflict harm or negative affects on any of these mentioned objects, even if I give someone else some bacon. I does not, and will not teleport to any other world or location inaccessible by me, will not travel through time, and is safely locked in a special refridgerated room. The bacon will not mold, or grow anything or any disease that could possibly bring any negative effect on anyone. Nobody can possibly steal the bacon, or eat it without my permission. It will not start any kind of apocalypse, or cause whoever eats it to turn into zombies.

That should cover it all.

You asked, I shall deliver :-D

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Granted, but it was used beforehand, and you just bought a useless scrap of cardboard.

I wish most jocks weren't jerks.

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Granted I guess..  but now you are a jerk to the other kids.

 

I wish I was a bird.  [Malcolm in the Middle]

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Granted, but they are evil waffles that blow up when someone bites into them.

 

I wish that I can fix my sleep schedule

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Granted, but it's a terrible game because it was rushed to release.

I wish the Smash Ballot would end already

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Granted. But then the world ends after that.

 

I wish for something to drink.

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