Roy-G-Biv 447 Report post Posted June 6, 2009 Granted, but you do that. I wish people were cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roflcopter 0 Report post Posted June 6, 2009 Granted but then everyone is cool except you I wish that I had a good book to read... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DNABlaster 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 granted but then...your girlfriend breaks up with you because you are too obsessed with your book i wish...someone be creative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roflcopter 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Eh hem I don't have a girlfriend... Granted but then you still aren't creative I wish that *YOU DIDN'T JUST HIGHLIGHT THIS TEXT* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizyq 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Ha. I didn't highlight your text because it shows up on the psp... So, would be granted but it's unnecessary and imposible on a psp I wish I could think of better insults... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slusheee 1 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted, but then everyone sees you as a jerk I wish music was free. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizyq 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted, but you could only listen to a second of it a day. I wish I had better comebacks... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 granted but everyone gets mad cuz they are so good and hits you i wish people would both listen to what peoples conditions are for their wishes and respond accordingly(ex. I want a not poisoned pie. response* granted but its poisoned *** responders thoughts: im sooooooooooooooo clever) and for people to not use leap years in their responses , it ruins all chances of creativity in the response Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but you get genital herpes and breast cancer I wish I had a bucket of fried applesauce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 but the applesauce has ants in it but you notice them and they get angry and violate your mother, but at least you noticed them and didnt eat them by accident i wish i had a titanium spork Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rizyq 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted, but but foons are better I wish you two would stop posting right before me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 too bad i wish everyone were at least half as cool as me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 You're so much cooler than everyone else that they decided to eat your spleen I wish i could pee with my nose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 the pee smells real real bad which is terrible cuz its in your nose i wish i could attack and kill people with my package as if it were a giant monster tentacle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but it rapes Michael Jackson and he gives you stds which he got from small baby boys I wish that I was a smurf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 you get melted into gold or whatever smurfs do or eaten or smushed or something else bad about about being small i wish i could heal other people with magic/holy power Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but immediately after you heal them they die I wish I was part turtle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 the other half is made of pineapple jello i wish no popcicles were banana flavor noone likes it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but they are all penis flavored instead I wish that i would win the lottery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 the jackpot is aids i wish i chould change my arms into weapons and such and morph it back of course Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but you can only turn them into spiky dildos used by gay people I wish that someone else was posting on this forum right now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 granted but its just me from another dimemsion and im a pedophile now i wish i could light things on fire that werent me with my mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but the fire is only a figment of your imagination ( and you already are a pedo) I wish i was made of poo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFatOne 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 granted but its delicious and everyone eats you i wish i was on fire but didnt burn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TorSmawbs 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Granted but the fire burns everything and prevents you from using the computer I wish that you would stop spilling milk on your keyboard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites