AmazingTheNinja(ATN)

Corrupt a wish!

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Granted. However, the aliens are so smart that they use a tractor beam on the moon and knock it out of orbit.

I wish i could be at the behemoth booth on PAX

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Granted, but you have to run in a hamster wheel non-stop to power the game consoles playing The Behemoth's games.

I wish people would respond to messages more quickly.

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Granted, so you leave orphans unsaved, millions of people die of starvation, and we stay where we are technologically for the rest of the Earth's existence. Oh, and BattleBlock Theater is never released.

I wish I could better protect my sister.

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Granted, but it's a pirated copy. You are pursued and arrested for owning such items.

I wish my friends would step away from playing the same game for a stretch of 40 hours, with no sleep on the weekends.

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Granted, but you don't wish anymore.

I wish that I could go back in time and save myself from old humiliations and injuries.

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You get an ice cream cone but it is the worst flavor in the world! Pistachio! :P

I wish I knew how to give people a llama medal on Deviantart

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Granted, but you are forbidden from ever giving or receiving medals on deviantART.

I wish I could destroy my computer in all entirety.

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Granted, but you get no attention from others. Reminds me of me.

I wish for a wish.

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Granted, but you are forbidden from ever giving or receiving medals on deviantART.

I wish I could destroy my computer in all entirety.

Oh crap I just found out how to do it. Does that mean this'll come true?! :shock:

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Granted but now all chickens take revenge for having people put them in cages and feed them over and over with steroids all day until they're fat and then just cut their head off and eat them.

I wish :ninja: s took over the world! Being in the "Corrupt a Wish" zone I cannot possibly think of anything to go wrong with that. :P

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