AmazingTheNinja(ATN)

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Granted, but it's a terrible, pointless remake of the original that has no sense at all and nothing new about it.

I wish for the people that only post in Forum Games to post elsewhere, for a change.

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Granted, however, those who only post in Off-Topic begin to spam in Technical Issues, and get banned.

I wish for a steam whistle.

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Granted, but they're all from posting constantly in these dumb forum games and never anywhere else, therefore you have a really bad reputation with the rest of the community.

I wish for a new camera.

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Granted, but all of the pictures you take become off-centered and in black and white

I wish for a four story house

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Granted, but people keep joining, and only posting once, in very large numbers, very quickly.

I wish I had $15 RIGHT NOW.

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granted,but the ticket's edge is really really really sharp,and when you try to take it you get cut.

and you're an apple.

i wish i was an orange.

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granted,but the ticket's edge is really really really sharp,and when you try to take it you get cut.

and you're an apple.

i wish i was an orange.

granted but you may only talk in stupid puns and you get a really annoying laugh and bad teeth

I wish my neighbor was a hippopotimus

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granted but you may only talk in stupid puns and you get a really annoying laugh and bad teeth

i.e.being an orange.thanks.

you're a shark.sharks live in water.hippoes live in water also.hippoes are already your neighbors.you wasted your wish.

i wish i was more annoying

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Granted but you're already at the summit of that art ! The effect isn't much changing. :P

I wish I had the time to do everything I want, wherever, whenever, however.

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Granted, but all of those things take too long, and you are the last human being on Earth. You are alone.

I wish for a nice trip to the outdoors on my birthday.

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Granted, but all of those things take too long, and you are the last human being on Earth. You are alone.

I wish for a nice trip to the outdoors on my birthday.

Granted but you are not invited :evil:

I wish there was more water

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Granted, but you gave your sister a lit pipe bomb!

I wish the White House would EXPLODE (with out every1 out of it, of course)

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Granted, but due to your wish, hundreds of years of history are lost, and enemies think we are weak so they attack the United States of America; the very same country that you live it. The attacks become so violent and frequent that public schooling, businesses, public transport, and civil services freeze up. Your wish has effectively frozen the United States from advancing.

I wish for the people of China to be liberated from its oppressive government.

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Granted, they replace their oppressive government with one of democracy of freedom, but they then start spreading their "freedom" and "liberty" to other countries.

I wish I had real animal orbs that would follow me around.

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Granted but the animal orbs end up eating you and leave your remains on the blood soaked ground.

I wish i was alien hominid

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Granted, but all the terrible things in the world happen to you. That was way too easy.

I wish for the new forum members to use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc. and stop breaking the rules.

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Granted BUT, fourm mods encourage fourm older fourm members to use inproper grammar.

I wish I was the Alien Hominid in CC but no bad things could happen to me (that includes: Granted but no good things happen to you)

(OMG DANP IS ON!)

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Granted but then you have to eat the red pill

I wish the moon was red

Granted but the moon was red because the the sun heated it and then the reflection coming from the moon burns you and only you.

(was the red pill good or bad? WOO RABBIT HOLE!!!)

I wish i worked at The Behemoth as an artist

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Granted but then you have to eat the red pill

I wish the moon was red

Granted but the moon was red because the the sun heated it and then the reflection coming from the moon burns you and only you.

(was the red pill good or bad? WOO RABBIT HOLE!!!)

I wish i worked at The Behemoth as an artist

Grented but you get fired like 3 mins later because you lose your hands :D

I wish to have your hands

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Granted but my hands end up killing you ending up in a bloody death

I wish I was immortal

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