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i listen to it...get in the groove. start dancing around and trip on a tiger. i fall into the pool and drown.

i drop a very friendly cat

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that cat becomes best friends with me. then the apocalyps somes, and the cat friendily eats me.

i drop blue.

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the taco hurts my feelings and i jump off of a staircase. i land on some pillows, but those pillows cut of my air supply.

i drop a ceramic cup.

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I trys to fight The ninja turtle.... It staps me in da face(dead).

I drop a The Turtle (who goes roar).

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I try to throw the master ball at a whiscash, the whiscash eats the ball, and doesn't get caught. I ragequit life. (Anime reference ftw)

I drop the shiniest penny in existence.

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The penny is so shiny I become blind, walk off a cliff, and become impaled by a fork trying to be a stalagmite.

I drop a nose

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i have a stareing contest with it, but its so hard core that i drop dead.

i drop a mechanical pencil.

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I bring it to school and use it every day. I become quite fond of it. One day I run out of lead... and it becomes useless. I go slightly insane and begin going around stabbing people to death with it. I get caught and get a life sentence (no death sentence in NJ :P ) and rot away in prison forever.

I drop my prostate.

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your prostate gets your mechanical pencil and stabs me.

i drop a microphone.

i choke myself with the microphone

then i drop the drum set from rock revolution

its that!

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I start playing it and i get awsome at it. then one day i decide to try to play real drums. i get famous at the drums, and i become a super star. then some guy tries to get my autograph and stabbs me.

i drop the earth.

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I go sky diving, forget my parachute and right before I hit the ground, the earth grows an extra eye (yes it already had one... Peeping Tom) and shoots a laser at me from it.

I drop global warming (fake things can be the funiest things to die from)

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WHAT? GLOBAL WARMING FAKE?????

You have got to be kidding me

I die because that statement makes me lose faith in humans, so i go into a killing spree killing people and i run out of ammo. So i decide to stop and die as a old man

I drop science (which can prove stuff, instead of actually making it up)

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I said science was for dorks then it shoved books in my head

I drop al gore who does everything global warming says not to even though he invented it

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I receive al gore in my house and explain to him how global warming works; and how the concept of global warming existed way before the guy was born. I die because he tries to explain that to capitalists that deny its existence just to keep running their business and earning money because they don't care about the future generations and the world.

I drop god's wrath because "fake things can be the funniest things to die from"

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gods wrath treats me very kindly, but oneday i just happen to drop dead for no apparent reason.

i drop a floppy disk.

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