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BURN, BABY BURN!

I burn the bum and the whole city block, steal some gold and guard armor, and hire the blacksmith of Old York.

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BURN, BABY BURN!

I burn the bum and the whole city block, steal some gold and guard armor, and hire the blacksmith of Old York.

2 Knights came and are liek "D00d WTF do you think you're doin'?"

They try to fight you, what do you do.

-Swords man ship!

-Flame ship or something

-Run into the town shop

Can I join in? :cry:

Please PM me when I can... :|

Sorry no open spaces. However, you can take charge of one of the existing profiles that no one has used in awhile. Just not Tyndras because he plays now apperently. LOL

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I pick up the blacksmith Spelunky-style and throw him at the guards.

I run away while they're stunned.

It hits one gaurd. The other hits you.

-5 health

Run whear?

-Out of Old York

-To the shop

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YOU ENCOUNTER A WILD MORSHU!

Morshu offers rope lampoil and bombs. But of course you need to ruppees.

-Buy rope

-Buy lampOil

-Buy Bombs

-Try to attack Morshu

-Rob the place

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Set him on fire, rob the place, and set out on my journey.

Morshu is shocked at your atempt to rob him.

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He throws a bomb at you which catches lampoil on fire and the whole place explodes.

-15 HP

Options

-Go to Northern Old York

-Go back to Morshu's blow-up shop

-Go to eastern Old York

-Go west to the mountains

-Go south back to the dwarf village

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Set him on fire, rob the place, and set out on my journey.

Morshu is shocked at your atempt to rob him.

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He throws a bomb at you which catches lampoil on fire and the whole place explodes.

-15 HP

Options

-Go to Northern Old York

-Go back to Morshu's blow-up shop and steal all his stuff. :evil:

-Go to eastern Old York

-Go west to the mountains

-Go south back to the dwarf village

I think I'll steal all of Morshu's stuff.

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Buy a bomb, leave, light it, throw it in, once he's stunned, i burn him to death and steal all his merchandise.

I then head towards Old York agin.

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Buy a bomb, leave, light it, throw it in, once he's stunned, i burn him to death and steal all his merchandise.

I then head towards Old York agin.

-5 coins for the bomb

+2 bombs

+1 rope

Options

-Northern Old York (Rich Snobs live there)

-Eastern Old york(Poor snobs live there)

-Go south to Dwarfs village(Short snobs live there)

-Go west to the mountains(Unknow snobs live there)

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I go to the town store.

Make something REALLY random happen.

Town store iteams

-Potion 5 coins +5 health

-Long Sowrd (Attack hit more often and are stronger) 6 coins

-Thunda' Staff 6 coins (Adds the power of shocking stuff!)

-The "enlarger" (It "enhances" things) 5 coins

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I grab the sword to "examine" it, then stab the shopkeeper, steal it all, head upstairs, and barricade his room so the guards cant get me.

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I grab the sword to "examine" it, then stab the shopkeeper, steal it all, head upstairs, and barricade his room so the guards cant get me.

+5 coins and all iteams.

A single gaurd lies upstairs

-Attack

-Talk to

-Run downstairs

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I ask him if he likes seafood, then he says:

"Hey, I know tha-"

Then I burn him to death and take his armor.

Ti bad he wasn't wearing armour. HA!

You thought you would get some a- OH CRAP A GIANT SQUID! WHAT WILL YOU DO?

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