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Whatever they are from I want to hear them. Movies, songs, video games, anything.

Here some of my favourites.

After taking 18 takes of the song "Helter Skeltor" , Ringo Starr got so frusterated he threw his drumsticks across the room and screamed I- well just watch the video.

KAKOROT! IS pretty much the best thing to yell in DBZ. It always sounds awsome. It is basicly a trend in the series and it never gets old on how over the top they are. Whenever you're angry at someone, yell their name at the top of your longs. You will see it is not nearly effective as saying Kakorot! Infact, just yell kakorot when you're angry.

Note: They're are much better Kakorot! scenes but this is the best I could find

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Speaking of The Heavey...

ALL OF YOU ARE DEAD!

Who put all of these babies on the team?

WHO TOUCHED MAH GUN?!?

HAHAHA, CRY SOME MORE!!!

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"Combines are from science and outerspace and are robots that aren't robots and sometimes have glowy eyes,"

"*PFFFFFF!* GET THE HUMENS!"

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The best thing for being sad is to learn something. That is the only thing that

never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie

awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only

love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your

honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it

then–to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing

which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear

or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning is the thing.

--Once and Future King

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" MTRC9-DV9V8-BRXCW-69YX7-CDGGW

PDWXV-JVDHQ-74B8P-63F8D-PDGGY "

Are those...Necromancah codes!?

yesh

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I think one of my favourites was from the Shi No Numa Nazi zombies map when you play as Nikolia. Upon recieving the sawed-of double barred shotgun with grip he said 'Hey, it's the same weapon I used to kill my first wife!' Lol.

Either that or the incident written in my sig. funnny stuff :P

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"I'm not a vegetarian because I don't like meat but it's because I hate plants."

I don't remember who said it though. But, that's my favorite quote at the moment.

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Raiden, something happened to me last night when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go, then I saw a glowing orange object in the sky-- to the east. It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me, and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

Ahh... Awesomeness.

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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." -I have no clue

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -I have no clue

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling." -I have no clue

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." -I have no clue

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -I have no clue

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." -That was epic, but I still have no clue who said it

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." -I have no clue

"The road to success is always under construction." -I still have no clue

NOTE: I have no clue who said any of these.

There might be more coming.

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