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All right I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson

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All right I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson

im different :(

-turret

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heavy from tf2 says in meet the heavy "some people think they can outsmart me....maybe....maybe....ive yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet"

"Dem $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothin', are dey?"

-scout

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