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"A best friend is someone whom laughs three times at a joke; once when it's told, once when you explain it and five minutes later when they finally get it."

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"a good friend will bail you out of jail.but a true friend is sitting next to you saying,damn we messed up."

i heard that before, that was supposed to be one of the differences between your homies and your friends.

"now back up,put the gun down and get me a pack of tropical fruit bubblicous.and some skittles." -Bad Boys

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I got balls of steel.

Blow it out your balloon.

Its time to kick balloon and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum.

I'll rip your head off and poop down your neck.

All Duke Nukem :idea:

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"a good friend will bail you out of jail.but a true friend is sitting next to you saying,damn we messed up."

I get it! That makes sense, lol.

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''Im here to kick balloon and chew bubble gum, and im all outta gum''-Duke Nukem

Bruce from Burn Zombie Burn has a line like that. :D

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"YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!" -IDK

"good news,i've decided not to kill you." -Family Guy

"WHAT THE FU-(explosion)" -IDK

"HAHAHA courts kinda fun when my balloon is not on the line,nachos?"-Futurama

"GET THE (BLEEP) OVER HERE!!" -Mortal Kombat (scorpion)

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"Here lies Scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"

"Oh Soldier, who can they find to replace you? ANYONE! HAHA"

"May I borrow your ear-piece? 'This is Scout, rainbows make me cry! Over!'"

-The Spy

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a true boxer is someone who can tastes the ear of his victim...internet just dont ask.

Why woould anyone ask? Everyone and their mothers knows you're talking about Mike Tyson.

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"my foot is gonna go up your balloon"

"i gonna write a book called on the road to up your balloon"

"i gonna rocket my foot right up your balloon"

"your balloon is gonna be sore when my foot is in their kicking it"

"you know red, a foot in the balloon isn't the solution to everything"

"c'mon red where's the old "foot in the balloon" line...unless you're gettin to old"

"...so does a swift kick in the balloon"

-That 70's Show :lol:

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