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The game is simple the poster tries to say how much tougher they are than the user before them. For ex. "I'm so tough I cut my finger with a knife and only cried for three hours." Next poster starts game.

"Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are you? "

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Me: How tough am I? You got a new bottle of ketchup?

Other Guy: Yeah.

Me: It's on! *Tries for about a minute* If you could just put this under hot water...

Other Guy: Get out of here.

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I am soooooo tough that i can beat a R and a B at the same time!!!!!

Sorry but i am not tough, i am at Chuck Norris level

HA beat that!

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Dis mornin', I caught a blowfish with my left big toe, dipped it in lethal poison, ate it, then won three marathons in a coma.

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Nerds.

Negative Nancy over here. :P

How tough am I? I once received several kicks to the abdominals by an elephant, resulting in the death of the elephant.

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Oh yea? well alll o ya landlubbers will look like small kittens when ya compare yourself ta me! i once fell in a cage wih 50 of em lions in a zoo, ta next day there was a sign thad said "lion exhibition closed".

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I'm so tough that if I were in a room filled with zombies, I wouldn't be trapped with them, they would be trapped with me.

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I'm so tough, I stuffed Chuck Norris and The Hulk into a small box with my mind while wrestling Lady Liberty only using my belly button and I won, then ate a bowl of Rat Infested Vomit Nail Soufflet.

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